Smruti irani drama

Smruti Irani Special : 😹😹😹
Smruti Irani  - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Smruti Irani - Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
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Kejariwal - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Smruti Irani - I can eat 6 apples.
Kejariwal - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Smruti Irani : Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Smruti Irani to Sushma - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Sushma  - I can eat 10.
Smruti Irani - Pagal.. 6 bolte to mast joke sunati!! 😰😜😫😂😇😅😅😅
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Smruti Irani calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Smruti Irani - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Smruti Irani - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk - 😳🔫
😄😜
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First time in the history it has happened....!
Rajnikant vs Smruti Irani
Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Smruti Irani : Depend karta hai ....
agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3''
😳 Rajnikant still unconcious...!!!
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Smruti Irani : Hey Sushma, what plans for weekend ?
Sushma : Income Tax Returns.
Smruti Irani : Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Sushma : Jaa meri meri maa, tu mayawati ko gali de!!!
😜😜😱😝👏😊👍😝😝
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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Smruti Irani .
Referee - Y r u not running...?
Smruti Irani - My number is 4.
😝😝😝😝😝
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SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....
Smruti Irani : Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
😜😝😜😝👏
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Smruti Irani and Kejriwal  are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Smruti Irani - What should we do now?
Kejriwal - We'll take 50:50.
- Smruti Irani What about the remaining 900?
😬😵😵😵😬
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Smruti Irani : Let's go for movie.
SUshma : I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Smruti Irani : Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.😄😂😁😁😁
😝😜😛😛😊
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Smruti Irani reading newspaper..
News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Smruti Irani comments:
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
😅😃😜😝😀
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Kejriwal  : I have more Fans than You..
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Smruti Irani : No Big deal, I have AC at Home.😂
It's new in market forward it😂

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