Modi pause his speech cos of azan

Modi pause his speech cos of azan

Arvind kejrival nominted in top 50 personalities

Arvind kejrival

Uber and ola fight

Uber drags ola for false booking

Vijay mallya

Vijay Mallya's WhatsApp status:

Give me a Loan....and Leave me alone.

College days

Hats off to the Guy who wrote this...::

Waha ki DHUP bhi achi lagti thi
Yaha ki AC me bhi aaram nahi hai

Waha GHAAS pe baithna bhi acha lagta tha
Yaha CHAIRS pe bhi chain nahi hai

Waha ke SAMOSHE bhi swadisht the
Yaha ke BURGER me bhi swad nahi hai

Waha ki CHAI bhi meethi lagti thi
Yaha ki CAPACHINO me bhi mithas nahi hai

Wo BLUE UNIFORM aur JEANS me ek confidence tha
Aaj FORMAL me bhi comfort nahi hai

Wo BLACK SHOES me jo baat tha
Woh aaj ADIDDAS aur NIKE me nahi hai

COLLEGE BUS ki aakhri seat pe baith ke Gaaye hue Gaano ki jaise ab Dhun bhi yaad nahi hai
Ab bas saamne ek Computer Screen hai aur hasne layak koi mazak nahi hai

Faculty se ladte waqt ye pata bhi nahi tha ki Manager ke samne kuch bol bhi nahi paenge
Ab to ye bhi nahi pata hota ki hum wapas Ghar kab jaenge

Ek Jhuthi Muskurahat liye hum jaise jee rahe hai
Zindagi ka koi bhi Ghum ho Office ke kaam ke saath pee rahe hai

Subah ka ek Message: “Aaj nahi chalte yaar”
Ab: “Its 9.30 where are u??” me badal gaya hai

Pehle jiss hasti ko lagbhag pura College janta tha
Aaj wo ek CUBICAL me simat ke reh gaya hai

Pehle ek dusre ki party me jaise bill badhane jate the
Aaj ki Partiyo me thodi si Khusiya paane jate hai

Pehle Best Friend B’day pe cake na laye to gussa ho jate the
Aaj to Best Friend se B’day pe mil bhi nahi pate hai

Woh College group ki ladaiya jo agle din hi bhul jaate the
Aaj Manager aur Subordinate ki jung me tabdeel ho gayi hai

Exam hall ki “ek line bata de yaar”
Wo ek line ab Google pe bhi nahi mil rahi hai

Pehle jinhe ghanto baith ke hasate the
Aaj unse jee bhar ke baat karne ka bhi time nahi hai 

Pehle jinse mile bina din nhi kat.ta tha
Aj unke bina zindagi kat rahi hai

Wo Mid-Sem me ek shabd bhi na likhne ki azadi
Aaj jaise badi badi Excel sheet update karne ki majburi me tabdeel ho gayi hai

“Tune kitna padha plz mujhe bhi padha de yaar” yaha koi nahi sunta
“I have done my work please review it” hi hamari favorite line ban gayi hai

Dil kehta saari bandishe tod ke wapas chala jaau….
Ek baar fir apne College me wapas laut jaau..!!

Proposing

Girl: I love dogs very much.

Boy: Gharwale mujhe kutta hi kehte hain.

Green tea

I have finally realised that only way to lose weight with green tea is if you go to the mountain and pick it yourself!

Cigrate is not halal

Cigrates are not halal

Shatabdi train with two engines

Train with two engines

Msg to pm

Msg to narendar modi

Jaipur solar power

This is called achievement

Smruti irani drama

Smruti Irani Special : 😹😹😹
Smruti Irani  - Safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya.
Shopkeeper - Isske sath koyi gift nahi hai.
Smruti Irani - Ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free" 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
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Kejariwal - How many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Smruti Irani - I can eat 6 apples.
Kejariwal - Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that’s not an empty stomach!
Smruti Irani : Wow superb joke. I’ll tell my friend..
Smruti Irani to Sushma - How many apples you can eat on an empty stomach?
Sushma  - I can eat 10.
Smruti Irani - Pagal.. 6 bolte to mast joke sunati!! 😰😜😫😂😇😅😅😅
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Smruti Irani calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.
Smruti Irani - When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?
Help Desk - Those stars are to protect you, so that if a person is standing behind, he can't read your password.
Smruti Irani - Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.
Help Desk - 😳🔫
😄😜
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First time in the history it has happened....!
Rajnikant vs Smruti Irani
Question to both in a competition.
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Smruti Irani : Depend karta hai ....
agar horizontally half karo to ''0'' or vertically karo to ''3''
😳 Rajnikant still unconcious...!!!
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Smruti Irani : Hey Sushma, what plans for weekend ?
Sushma : Income Tax Returns.
Smruti Irani : Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Sushma : Jaa meri meri maa, tu mayawati ko gali de!!!
😜😜😱😝👏😊👍😝😝
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100 metre ki race ho rahi thi...
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...
Everybody started running except Smruti Irani .
Referee - Y r u not running...?
Smruti Irani - My number is 4.
😝😝😝😝😝
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SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai....
Smruti Irani : Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye....
😜😝😜😝👏
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Smruti Irani and Kejriwal  are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Smruti Irani - What should we do now?
Kejriwal - We'll take 50:50.
- Smruti Irani What about the remaining 900?
😬😵😵😵😬
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Smruti Irani : Let's go for movie.
SUshma : I've got a doctor's appointment today..
Smruti Irani : Just cancel it,Tell him you're sick.😄😂😁😁😁
😝😜😛😛😊
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Smruti Irani reading newspaper..
News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Smruti Irani comments:
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
😅😃😜😝😀
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Kejriwal  : I have more Fans than You..
👍👍
Smruti Irani : No Big deal, I have AC at Home.😂
It's new in market forward it😂

😄?

Husband and wife joke

A touching love story...

WIFE:
What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?

Husband:
No...how can I think of marrying?

Wife-
Why not?
You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married

Husband:
...oh Shona...you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me...

Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die...

Husband:
Ok, ok, i'd get married again...just for you

Wife:
Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?

Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room.

Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband: no...
its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one..

Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband:
No..how can I...
it has your memories attached
I am sure she would want her own..

Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband: No, never
her size is '7', and yours is 9

Wife:
--silence-

Husband:
'Shiiit'...!!!

Husband's funeral is on Wednesday, please attend......

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Cricket fever

😜
Cricket Fever Husband was busy watching Ind vs Pak match.. Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ?? Husband Jumped, Clapped n Shouted . . . ‘CHHAKKA’ . . . . . . His visiting hrs in the hospital are between 4 to 7!!

Gifts for mens and womens

the most difficult job in the world to find a perfect gift which would be cherished by the recipient espicially when it comes to male friend. It is still easier to choose gifts for females. Showpieces, home decor items, sweets, dry fruits, chocolates are few of the usual gifting items which depict that the presenter has given in absolutely no thought to the taste and choice of the recipient. When is comes to choosing gifts for men it becomes even more difficult. Few things which strike my mind are Shirt,tie, belt .. wallet … an office organizer .. umm what else? Well they are all the usual stuff which men use in day to day life and they dont really stand out. This is a big dilema atleast for females.

Mumtaz Quadri Kaun

🌷 Gazi Mumtaz Hussain Qadri Rehmatullahe Aleh Kon Hai....?

Aaj 29 Feb 2016 Ko Subha 4 Baje Gazi Mumtaz Hussain Qadri Sahab Ko Pakistan Mein Phansi Di Gai Aur Aap Namoose Risalat Ki Hifazat Me Shaheed Ho Gaye

Ye Mard e Mujaheed Kon Hai......?
Is Sawal Ke Jawab Me Mukhtasar Ahwal Parhen

2011 Me Governor Panjab Salman Taseer Ne Ek Gustakhah Aasiya Bibi Ke Jis Ko Adalat Tauheen e Risalat Ke Jurm Me Saza e Maut De Chuki Thi Aur Governor Salman Taseer Ne Us Mujrimah Ko Sath Bitha Kar Press Conference Ki Jo Ke Pakistan Aaieen(Qaidah) Ke Sath Mazaq Tha Kyun Ke Salman Taseer Ne Ek Aisi Mujreemah Ki Himayat Ki Thi Jo Apna Jurm Qubool Kar Chuki Thi Aur Adalat Use Saza De Chuki Thi

Salman Taseer (Governor Panjab) Ne Media Ke Samne Us Mujrimah Ki Himayat Ki Aur Tahaffuz e Namoose Risalat Ke Qanoon 295-C Ko Kala Qanoon Kaha
Ab Sawal Ye Uthta Hai Ke 295-C Aakhir Hai Kya To Janab 295-C Taazirat e Pakistan Ka Wo Muqaddas Qanoon Hai Jis Ke Tahat Bargah e Risala Maab ﷺ Me Gustakhi Ke Murtakib Afrad Ko Saza Di Jati Hai

Salman Taseer Ne Aasiya Bibi Ka Sath Kyun Diya? Panjab Jailon Me Qaid Khwateen Me Use Aasiya Bibi Ka Khayal Hi Kyun Aaya Aur Salman Taseer Ne Aasiya Bibi Ko Chhudane Ke Liye Governor Panjab Ke Apne Ahade Ki Tamam Masroofiyat Ko Chhod Kar Aasiya Bibi Ko Chhudane Ki Kyun Thani Is Ka Jawab Ye Hai Ke Salman Taseer Aasiya Bibi Ko Chhudane Ki Koshish Nahi Kar Raha Tha Us Ka Asl Maqsad Namoose Risalat Ke Pak Qanoon 295-C Ko Badalna Tha......!!!!!

Us Waqt Ke Ulma e Kiram Ne Apna Farz Ada Karte Hue Salman Taseer Ko Rujuaa Kar Ne Ka Hukm Diya Aur Fatwa Jari Kiya To Salman Taseer Ne Kaha Ke "Me Aise Fatwon Ko Jute Ki Nok Par Rakhta Hun"

Aap Ko Maaloom Hona Chahiye Ke Wo Fatwe Quran O Hadees Ki Roshni Me Likhe Gaye The Quran O Hadees Par Mushtamal Fataawa Ko Jute Ki Nok Par Rakhne Wala Murtad Nahi To Fir Aur Kya Hota Hai?

Malik Mumtaz Hussain Qadri Sache Aashiq e Rasool Saum o Salat Ke Paband Sahi ul Aqeedah Aur Un Dino Salman Taseer Ki Security Par Maamur The Malik Mumtaz Hussain Qadri Sahab Salman Taseer Ki In Harkaton Ki Wajah Se Us Se Bezar The

Aur Kaha Jata Hai Ke Unhone Apne Taur Par Salman Taseer Se Darkhawast Bhi Ki Ke Aap Huzoor e Pak ﷺ Ki Gustakhah Ka Sath Na Den Aur Namoose Risalat Ke Qanoon Ka Aehteraam Karen Takeh Aaindah Koi Aisi Gustakhi Na Kare Magar Salman Taseer Apni Harkaton Se Baz Na Aaya Lihaza 4 January 2011 Ko Malik Mumtaz Qadri Ne Salman Taseer Ko 27 Goliyan Mar Kar Us Ka Kaam Tamam Kar Diya Aur Us Ko Wasile Jahannam Kiya

Mumtaz Hussain Qadri Sahab Ne Jab Salma Taseer Ko Qatl Kiya To Aap Wahan Se Bhage Nahi Balkeh Khud Ko Qanoon Ke Hawale Kiya, Iqbal e Jurm Kiya Aur Har Qism Ki Saza Qubool Karne Ki Yaqeen Dahani Karai Aur Is Waqiya Ke Baad Se Mumtaz Qadri Sahab Police Ki Hirasat Me The Aur Aksar Ulma e Kiram Un Se Jail Me Mulaqat Karne Ko Jate The Aur Masjidon Me Gazi Mumtaz Hussain Qadri Ki Rihai Ke Liye Duaa Ki Jati Thi Jab Keh Gazi Mumtaz Hussain Qadri Duaa Go The Ke Unhe Shahadat Naseeb Ho

Ulma E Kiram Aur Musalmaano Ne Gazi Mumtaz Hussain Qadri Sahab Ki Rihai Ke Liye Muzahirah Kiya Aur Relyan Nikali Magar Yahoodi Lobby Ke Zere Asar Hukmaran Apni Kursi Ko Bachane Ke Liye Gazi Mumtaz Hussain Qadri Sahab Ko Phansi Ki Saza Sunai

Aur Afsos Ke Aaj NAMOOSE RISALAT Par Qurban Hone Wale Gazi Mumtaz Hussain Qadri Sahab Ko Pakistani Be Gairat Government Ne Shaheed Kar Diya

اِنَّا لِلّٰہِ وَاِنَّآ اِلَیْہِ رَاجِعُوْن

Aey Gul e Khush Rang ! Gulzar e Shahadat Assalam
Teri Mazloomi Ki Sab Denge Shahadat Assalam

Jor Dekhe Tu Ne Kya Kya Laale Sang e Jor Se
Aey Ke Guzri Tere Upar Sakht Halat Assalam

Karwan Dar Karwan Baar e Alam Tujh Se Khincha
Hoslah Kis Ka Jo Khinche Ye Malalat Assalam

Haye Gaibat Me Tere Aalam Siyah Sab Ho Gaya
Aey Faroge Chehra e Subh Sa'adat Assalam